In this gallery of celebrity hair styles Jessica Simpson canvasses her usual bizarre and horrific looks, but there's an accidentally attractive photo, too.
Her long curly hairstyles can be lovely, as in her Good Morning America Concert pictures above.
But the moment she spots a camera it all goes pear-shaped - the awful Simpson-family grin gets plastered on the face and she becomes, effectively, the wax dummy she truly is in the last photo of
Our gallery, which was taken at Madame Tussaud's.
Her Jingle Ball photos in the top row are typical Jessica Simpson and come as no surprise, but curly-haired women everywhere must still be horrified. With a single appearance, one look and half a brain, she consigns curly hair styles to a new dark age of coiffure.
Her poor dog appears in three photos, trapped in an iron grip, mid-performance, by a Jessica Simpson wearing the curly hair extensions from hell - extensions she seems to have pinned to the back of her head as an afterthought.
Or maybe they just got snagged as she walked on stage.
And that accidentally attractive Jessica Simpson picture?
It's the last in the top row.
Her long wavy hair style rises at the forehead and tumbles to her shoulders, and beneath this delightful hairdo Jessica Simpson appears to be listening with a glimmer of intelligent interest.
It must be a trick of the light ...
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Friday 5 August 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson performs on the 2005 Good Morning America Concert Series at ABC Studios in New York City, New York.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 23
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Thursday 11 December 2003 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends Z100'S Jingle Ball 2003 at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.
Photo © Adam Bielawski / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Saturday 1 October 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson on stage during the American Revolution Concert Series at Tweeter Center in Tinley Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 23
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with medium to long curly hair style.
The Event: Thursday 11 December 2003 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends Z100'S Jingle Ball 2003 at Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 24
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Monday 4 October 2004 - Singer Jessica Simpson visits the Sephora store on Fifth Ave in New York City, New York.
Photo © David Gabber / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 24
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long wavy hair style.
The Event: Friday 11 February 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends the Tsunami Benefit Concert at Avalon Hollywood in Los Angeles, California.
Photo © Adam Bielawski / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Saturday 1 October 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson on stage during the American Revolution Concert Series at Tweeter Center in Tinley Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Friday 5 August 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson performs on the 2005 Good Morning America Concert Series at ABC Studios in New York City, New York.
Photo © Arlene Richie / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 20
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long wavy hair style.
The Event: Tuesday 5 December 2000 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends the 2000 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Photo © Tom Walck / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
Photo © Tom Walck / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
Photo © Arlene Richie / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 20
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long wavy hair style.
The Event: Tuesday 5 December 2000 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends the 2000 Billboard Music Awards at MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Photo © Adam Bielawski / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Saturday 1 October 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson on stage during the American Revolution Concert Series at Tweeter Center in Tinley Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Photo © Adam Bielawski / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Saturday 1 October 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson on stage during the American Revolution Concert Series at Tweeter Center in Tinley Park, Chicago, Illinois.
Photo © Anthony G. Moore / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Jessica Simpson aged 25
The Hairstyle: Jessica Simpson with long curly hair style.
The Event: Friday 5 August 2005 - Singer Jessica Simpson attends the debut of her wax figure and the General Lee car from The Dukes Of Hazzard at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in New York City, New York.