Like most celebrity women, Sarah Jessica Parker has done terrible things to her hair in the name of fashion, fame and supposed glamour.
Every style is different in this, our first Sarah Jessica Parker hair gallery.
Most are long, two are medium length, one is an updo. Some are curly, and that's her natural texture, but others are straight or wavy.
The hair color changes from picture to picture.
The first photo shows Sarah Jessica Parker in her famous Gap advertisement. No expense has been spared to make her look good.
It's an ad, after all.
Her hair tumbles in Hollywood waves that almost conceal the dismal length of her face.
Everything is coordinated here. Blonde hair and glowing skin tones match the fawn coat while the rich pink handbag strap, echoed in the flowers she holds, relentlessly draws attention away from the face and onto the outfit.
And that, after all, is what's for sale.
Other pictures in the gallery show Sarah Jessica Parker at awards ceremonies, premieres, red carpet events. Her hair on these occasions is handled with varying degrees of failure.
In the second picture of the middle row she's almost attractive.
In the middle picture of the bottom row she looks gaunt and haggard with her hair pulled back.
Armed with a completely different hair style in the top row, fourth picture, she still looks gaunt and haggard.
At the start of the bottom row she's beyond help, like an old woman dressed to fool no-one but herself. Covered in powder and plastered in lipstick, she's trying to get away with a hair style that maybe, just maybe, a schoolgirl could have carried off forty years ago.
It's obvious that someone knows the hair style rules for Sarah Jessica Parker's face, because you see the results in studio pictures, carefully staged by photographers and stylists who are paid to create illusions.
Like the fourth photo in the middle row.
Couched in soft, voluminous curls and with the camera pointing down, Sarah Jessica Parker's face appears much smaller than it really is. It even looks oval. Her hair is doing all that can be asked of it, given the material it has to work with.
Why does Sarah Jessica Parker keep looking for more?
She must know by now that she can't escape the basic facts of her face - its enormous length, its narrow lines, its close set features.
What drives her to so many ill-fated, public adventures with her hair?
Maybe Hollywood lies are easy to swallow, if they insist that you're beautiful.
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The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long wavy hair style.
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The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long straight hair style.
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The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with medium straight hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long straight hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long wavy hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly-wavy hair style.
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The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long extremely curly hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long wavy hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly-wavy hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly-wavy hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long curly hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with medium straight hair style.
The Celebrity: Sarah Jessica Parker aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Sarah Jessica Parker with long wavy hair style.