Like Camilla Al-Fayed ... Very rich, moderately good-looking, no deeeds to do, no promises to keep. And she can buy all the friends she wants.
Think Paris Hilton with dark hair ... and a very different profile.
We're just using her for the updo hairstyle she's wearing.
Scarlett Johansson debuted at 10 years old with barely a credit to her name. Top billing then went to 13-year old future hobbit Elijah Wood.
She was still overshadowed in 2002, by giant spiders in Eight legged Freaks, but the following year Hollywood finally recognized her when she got Lost in Translation.
Halle Berry started as a Living Dollin 1989, and has moved on to full-time Hollywood action figure.
As Catwoman she only had earstyles to worry about, but her character Storm in X-Men: The Last Stand confronts stark, real life issues like hair color.
Martha Madison replaced Charity Rahmer who replaced Kirsten Storms who played Belle Black on Days of Our Lives.
The outgoing Rahmer had to wear a wig in the final days of her TV life, because te future Rahmer had longer hair.
Two of our updo celebrity hairstyle models can certainly be numbered among the thrust-upon.
Even as a pre-schooler Sarah Michelle Gellar couldn't enjoy a meal without agents pestering her. She signed up at four years old, just so she could finish eating.
And Natalie Portman got propositioned when she was 11. The future vegan psychology graduate had gone for a pizza.
I guess Sarah and Natalie, like Buffy and the Skywalkers, were birthmarked for the road less private.
But that would mean they were born to celebrity ... And then they had it thrust upon them as well!
Poor devils! They never had a chance!
Photo © Glenn Harris / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Martha Madison aged 28
The Hairstyle: Martha Madison with cute updo hairstyle, curly blonde hair raised slightly at the forehead and falling almost symmetrically on either side of the face. The ears are partly covered and the hair is gathered behind the neck.
The Event: Friday 28 April 2006 - Martha Madison attends the 33rd Annual Daytime Emmy Awards at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, California.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Halle Berry aged 38
The Hairstyle: Halle Berry with updo hairstyle leaving the face free, hair parted sharply off-center and drawn back smoothly into a curly bun at the nape of the neck. Streaks of lighter color on a dark brunette base.
The Event: Wednesday 13 July 2005 - Actress Halle Berry launches the Oral-B Pulsar toothbrush at Times Square Studio in New York.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Scarlett Johansson aged 19
The Hairstyle: Scarlett Johansson with a wavy textured updo, swept over the head in front and crossing the forehead on an angle. The hair is raised to create a vertical profile in line with the face. Blonde hair color with darker tones beneath.
The Event: Saturday 5 June 2004 - 5 June 2004 - Actress Scarlett Johansson photographed at the 2004 MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles, California.
Photo © Tom Walck / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 25
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with updo hairstyle, straight hair parted on one side, pulled back behind the ears and gathered at the back. Light blonde highlights on a darker base.
The Event: Monday 28 October 2002 - Sarah Michelle Gellar attends the 13th Annual Glamour Women Of The Year, hosted byGlamour Magazine at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Halle Berry aged 38
The Hairstyle: Halle Berry with updo hairstyle leaving the face free, hair parted sharply off-center and drawn back smoothly into a curly bun at the nape of the neck. Streaks of lighter color on a dark brunette base.
The Event: Wednesday 13 July 2005 - Actress Halle Berry launches the Oral-B Pulsar toothbrush at Times Square Studio in New York.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Camilla Al-Fayed aged (unknown)
The Hairstyle: Camilla Al-Fayed with tall, wavy updo hairstyle with a long fringe (bangs) angled across the forehead on one side. Glossy dark brunette hair color.
The Event: Monday 1 May 2006 - Camilla Al-Fayed attends AngloMania, the Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, her new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, her new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, her new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Eva Mendes aged 29
The Hairstyle: Eva Mendes with a tall, retro style updo reminiscent of the beehive. Straight hair parted in the front with a long fringe (bangs) curving loosely towards the outer brows before flicking up and back towards the ears. Dark, glossy brown hair with highlights.
The Event: Monday 8 December 2003 - Eva Mendes attends the premiere of Stuck on You at the Clearview Chelsea West Theater, New York.
Photo © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi
The Celebrity: Halle Berry aged 38
The Hairstyle: Halle Berry with updo hairstyle leaving the face free, hair parted sharply off-center and drawn back smoothly into a curly bun at the nape of the neck. Streaks of lighter color on a dark brunette base.
The Event: Wednesday 13 July 2005 - Actress Halle Berry launches the Oral-B Pulsar toothbrush at Times Square Studio in New York.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, her new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actors Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jason Behr at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, their new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Sarah Michelle Gellar aged 27
The Hairstyle: Sarah Michelle Gellar with soft, low, rounded updo hairstyle parted on one side, drawn gently down the forehead and gathered behind the neck in a messy bun. Wavy blonde hair with very pronounced tonal differences, highlights and lowlights emphasizing the hair's sensual movement.
The Event: Tuesday 12 October 2004 - Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar at the Los Angeles premiere of The Grudge, her new movie from Columbia Pictures.
Photo © Michael Germana / Superstar Images
The Celebrity: Natalie Portman aged 23
The Hairstyle: Natalie Portman with short updo hair style with two or three large curls swept up from the front and curving down over one side of the forehead. Brown hair with subtle blond highlights.
The Event: Tuesday 20 July 2004 - Actress Natalie Portman at the premiere of Garden State, her new movie from Fox Searchlight Pictures, in Los Angeles, California.